CURVES, CLASS & COMPANIONSHIP IN ADELAIDE

Hello, gentlemen! First things first, I have a system for prioritising inquiries, as I respect both your time and mine. Texts including the following information always get priority. :)

- Your name
- Whether you are requesting incall or outcall
- Your location if outcall
- What date and time you want to see me
- For how long

If you do not include any of this information, or your text otherwise makes it clear you havent actually read this ad I so helpfully wrote for you, then unfortunately I will not give your inquiry priority. That wouldnt be fair to all the legends and top blokes who show theyre happy to cooperate. They always come first - unless I do if you know what I mean!

So now weve got all that out the way...

My name is Lucy Landau and I am an independent escort who lives and works right here in Adelaide. Thats right, Im not a FIFO agency or parlour worker pretending to be an indie. Do you think an agent managing 20 girls would bother writing an ad this long with such specific booking criteria? XD
 
Im not going to tell you that Im the hottest most sexiest girl in Australia and can guarantee you the best sex that anyone has ever had in the history of the universe, because I dont need to exaggerate. Im just going to tell the truth - Im professional and mature, elegant without being pretentious, intelligent and articulate, attractive without being a supermodel, and I take my work seriously but not myself.
 
I provide a relaxed intimate service at an affordable rate, and click well with men who are attracted to women for their brains as well as their bodies, and want to spend some quality time with a woman they can have a conversation (and hopefully a few laughs) with, both in and out of the bedroom.
 
I am in my early 30s (NOT 40s or 50s - if you want a cougar or MILF I will be too young for you) and am a genuine Australian dress size 12. If youre not sure how big that is, just take a look at my photos. I dont misrepresent my age and dress size because I enjoy the security of not worrying that a client will feel deceived when we meet.
 
I am ethnically Asian but was born and raised in Australia and only speak English.
 
My rate includes things like kissing, oral, foreplay multiple shots, etc, I do NOT charge extra for these. The only common "special requests" I charge extra for are Greek, roleplay, and submissive services.
 
If there is anything in particular that you want, then just ask when you contact me and I can tell you if its included in the rate. All services, of course, are offered on the condition of your good hygiene and good attitude - starting with how you contact me. :)

Incall bookings require a deposit or ID and are only available to 9 PM on weeknights and 10 PM on weekends. All same night incall requests made after 9 PM will be declined.
 
And just to be clear, I do not offer bareback/natural services. Plenty of girls do, so if thats what youre want you are spoiled for choice, no need to ask me!
Read on for all other necessary information, and I hope to hear from you! :)
 
IMPORTANT!
Calls from hidden numbers are auto-blocked.
Hagglers are blocked.
I am a non-smoker and social drinker.
I use condoms for all services.

I cannot talk on the phone on weekdays before 5.30 PM unless I have SPECIFICALLY said I am available during the day that day. I can listen to my voice mail or read and reply to texts.
 
My photos are either selfies or professional images by a local Adelaide photographer. I do not provide additional photos, there are plenty on my advertising and my website.
 
Please refer to my Twitter for the list of websites I advertise on. If you see my images, name, contact details or ad copy on ANY other website (you know, all those dodgy ones that skim photos and ads from other websites, getting everything mixed up so descriptions dont even match the photos!) then it was published without my knowledge or consent and will contain incorrect and out of date information.
 
I do not wish to receive emails or SMS of a commercial nature, i.e. promoting a business to me, trying to sell me an advertising package, or promoting an advertising website, etc.